My iPod is precious to me. My iPod and my wedding ring. Never leave home without them. My ring for obvious reasons but my iPod maybe not so but simple to explain. It's so I don't have to listen to the endless rabble of BS, stupidity and nonsense on the stinkass subway.
Which is another thing, why does the entire subway system stink like there's a homeless person on the train even when there isn't? Is MTA using some filth scented cleaner? WTF
But I digress, back to my point. The rabbles...
To the young homeboys, spanish, black and even some white boys who my nigga, I find it neccesary my nigga to say my nigga every 2/3 of a sentence my nigga. STFU you idiot. You sound like an idiot. Go back to school MY NIGGA and learn to speak like a normal, educated, self respecting human.
My nigga, you're the reason I blast my iPod.
The socially shunned loudmouth who not only cannot lower their damn volume but can't seem to shut up long enough to realize you're the only idiot making noise on the damn train. If only you had something to say that was worth listening to for a fcking hour. STFU. You're the reason I blast my iPod.
To the mobile preacher. You know the ones you have to listen to all the way on your ride to work. Listen everyone has a right to their belief and religion and the right to speak or voice those beliefs BUT didn't your mother or better yet, doesn't OUR FATHER teach you to respect others, and be kind to others and to basically live and let live? I'm all for seeking divine guidance so if they COME TO YOU for it by all means preach on brother but why you have to force me to listen to you? You're the reason i blast my iPod.
To the group of teenage girls, generally speaking and specific to the group on the E train this morning who thought it was fun and funny to have one of you sit on an others lap and play pretend abusive mommy and insufferable child... It wasn't funny, it wasn't fun for us to have to listen to your noisy asses at 9am, it wasn't cute and sure as hell was not lady like. To you and to all the little louder than life, arrogant, ignorant, inconsiderate, ghetto fabulous, louder than a group of drunk guys, groups of teen girls..... STFU and learn some manners, some grammar and some respect for yourselves and others. The shit is not cute or entertaining or funny or attractive and I CANT WAIT for your stop to come and you all push eachother off the train so i can go back to peacefully blasting my iPod to drown out the stink of the subway.
