Here is my favorite conversation of the day.....
HER: Hi, do you have number 2 pencils?
ME: There should be some in the copy rooms.
HER: I checked both rooms and i didnt see any.
Now i get up from my desk(after stopping my movie cuz im on lunch) and as im walking to the file room...
HER: Oh but I dont need them right now, im about to go out to lunch.