Here is my favorite conversation of the day..... 

   HER: Hi, do you have number 2 pencils?

            ME: There should be some in the copy rooms.

   HER: I checked both rooms and i didnt see any.

Now i get up from my desk(after stopping my movie cuz im on lunch) and as im walking to the file room... 

   HER: Oh but  I dont need them right now, im about to go out to lunch. 

So why did you interrupt MY lunch for something you don't even need you idiot?