can you hear me now?

So im walking down the street and this dude is on his cell walking in front of me. all of sudden he stops and starts yelling. Apparently he couldnt hear what they were saying on the other end. So now i have to ask... did yelling into your phone help your hearing? Better yet did stopping in the middle of the sidewalk help your hearing? How about when i bump into you and knock you and your stupid to the ground? Can you hear me now?

Metta World Peace

On September 16, 2011, Ron Artest's name was officially changed to Metta World Peace. The idea was inspired by Chad Ochocinco's name change. "Metta" is his first name, and "World Peace" is the last.
World Peace chose Metta as his first name because it is a traditional Buddhist word that means loving kindness and friendliness towards all.
(Because he beats people up and has been to anger management like 6 times)


 Oh Mr. World Peace you have inspired me. I am changing my name next year. My new name will be.....  wait for it......
Paliza Fitting Justice. Paliza will be my first name. Fitting Justice is the last. I have chosen Paliza as my first name because its a word of Spanish origin that means "Punishment"
My new name is meant to inspire and express my personal sentiments of punishment fitting the crime within the justice system.
(Because unfortunately, I can not torture them myself)

This has been a PSA (publicly stupid act) message and your exposure to stupid for the day.
Have a great day!

have a seat, or two, or three, or four.....

So you know those paper toilet seat covers in bathrooms, why is it that I go to the toilet and there are like 6 sheets of this stuff stuffed in the toilet?   Seriously? One or two sheets wasn't enough? You needed six to do what? Padding? Is your ass that big? Not only did you waste 4 sheets but now there aren't any left for the next person AND you clogged the damn toilet with all that paper. That's my daily exposure to stupid. Have a nice day.

You spin me round round, baby round round....

What is it about revolving doors that suddenly makes people stupid?
First of all, the concept is really easy.... PUSH the damn door. Dont step in and then wait for me to push behind you, want to know why?  Because when I push, i'm not going to be nice about it so you better be ready to shuffle them feet... stupid!
Then when you get to the other side, KEEP MOVING away from the door stupid because i'm right behind you and im gonna push the door right in to the back of your neck.
Finally you retard, if you live in America you should know that traffic, ALL TRAFFIC flows to the right. Dont be the stupidass trying to push the door to the left. Dont you see the damn handrail on your right??? Its not just there for decor stupid!