have a seat, or two, or three, or four.....

So you know those paper toilet seat covers in bathrooms, why is it that I go to the toilet and there are like 6 sheets of this stuff stuffed in the toilet?   Seriously? One or two sheets wasn't enough? You needed six to do what? Padding? Is your ass that big? Not only did you waste 4 sheets but now there aren't any left for the next person AND you clogged the damn toilet with all that paper. That's my daily exposure to stupid. Have a nice day.